Mortal Kombat

Sunday Oct 30 03:03pm
Monday Oct 24 12:38am
Beautiful.

Beautiful.

Thursday Oct 20 07:38pm
Thursday Oct 20 07:33pm

Tuesday Oct 4 10:08pm
I’ve no time for broads who want to rule the world alone.

Without men, who’d do up the zipper on the back of your dress?

Sunday Sep 18 09:32pm
The sands of time continue to fall…

We can’t turn the hourglass over.

Tuesday Sep 13 02:05am
When a man goes on a date,

he wonders if he is going to get lucky.  A woman already knows.

Wednesday Aug 24 02:57am
There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered:

entertainment, food, and affection.  It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection.  As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately.  When the affection is the entertainment, we no longer call it dating.  Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.

-Miss Manners’ Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behaviour

Wednesday Aug 24 01:16am
I miss you.

I miss you.

Monday Aug 22 01:41am
Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.